Stupig Duy!

I know this stupid guy.  Not like most guys, but more predictable than a dozen eggs in a carton.  This stupid guy would subject himself to the lamest stuff, ever!  I felt bad for the stupid guy but then I realized that it was all a trick.  Since we're nearing Halloween and since the spirit of the time is filled with treats, I will let this one go.

I feel bad for the stupid guy.  I doubt he'll ever win. Wait, wait, wait...win is the wrong expression.

I doubt his experience will ever be what he truly desired.  Poor stupid guy.