I've got this horse right here, his name is Paul Revere...

Actually it's John Henry. No, no, no, it's the long shot. Ahhh, it was so nice to share my pastime with you.  I giggle at the wanna-be's...oh well.

She calls the numbers and reads the lines.  What a system I have.  Do you realize how many hours I spent reading the 'Form' as a child?  It made sense to me for some  strange reason. Algebra wasn't half the fun.

I bet them other 'types' would sport a stupid hat with trendy heels and say "Handicap, isn't that when someone is..."

So retarded.